I’m emily I like talking about preschool and things that sparkle and also kinda baseball. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-26245525-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @whatlikeitshard)http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/(rare episode where there is only one white male contestant) &#8220;White guy still wins.&#8221;http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51185576191http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51185576191Thu, 23 May 2013 20:07:00 -0400choppedchopped is a way of lifegirls never win choppedMOC never win choppedwhite guys always win choppedMy chopped politics are that usually I want the girl to win (and she rarely does) but sometimes...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51184695381http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51184695381Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:00 -0400choppedchopped is a way of lifeperuvianmixedgirls never win chopped“I basically live on a daily basis with self-doubt.” - Chopped contestanthttp://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51177085350http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51177085350Thu, 23 May 2013 18:08:58 -0400choppedchopped is a way of lifereality tvcompetitve cooking reality tvfood network19 year old &#8220;I&#8217;ve had enough/I&#8217;m not your property as from today&#8221;...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51155244456http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51155244456Thu, 23 May 2013 12:34:00 -0400don't ever ask me why I love Britneybritney spearsStrongerOverprotectedPiece of Mei wanna gobritney bitchpop musicthis is a britney spears appreciation blog<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7kjoZoK21qmp1bvo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7kjoZoK21qmp1bvo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7kjoZoK21qmp1bvo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7kjoZoK21qmp1bvo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7kjoZoK21qmp1bvo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wutangcat.tumblr.com/post/46885808578/god-bless-u-britney">wutangcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>god bless u britney</p> </blockquote>http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51150007862http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51150007862Thu, 23 May 2013 10:50:25 -0400britney spearsbritbritbritney bitch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7c231dd829f747009c8c4d33ff25cbe/tumblr_mn7k0g2TrC1qzs63fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/51079947582/crazy-monster-is-still-thinking-about-it">explodingdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Crazy Monster is still thinking about it.</p> </blockquote>http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51097106538http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51097106538Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:30 -0400gpoycrazy monsterI am super obsessed with the episodes of candid reality shows where the subjects, who have opened...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51038736782http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51038736782Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:24 -0400you are on a tv show right nowreality tvdance momstvnot allowed to read the garbage girls interviewshttp://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51027974889http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51027974889Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:00 -0400my triggers are dumber than your triggersdoing it anywaymaya fuhr<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d76b14fafa7b10df8fc888d0f469718/tumblr_mmyasaiSkZ1rqeszco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e58a84c2aae9fcdc42ce23ce814e7b4a/tumblr_mmyasaiSkZ1rqeszco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbe4bbee612f8658802548af6bafb333/tumblr_mmyasaiSkZ1rqeszco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macabrekawaii.tumblr.com/post/51017158634/ogress-thecouscousqueen-garbage-girls-is-a">macabrekawaii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ogress.tumblr.com/post/51016390175/thecouscousqueen-garbage-girls-is-a-project-of">ogress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecouscousqueen.tumblr.com/post/51009509982/garbage-girls-is-a-project-of-the-photographer">thecouscousqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>Garbage Girls is a project of the photographer </span><a href="http://www.mayafuhr.com/">Maya Fuhr</a><span> for Vice that shows messy girls in their messy bedrooms.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>the second girl reminds me of a cat idk why</p> </blockquote> <p>DATE A FEMME, THEY SAID</p> <p>IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID</p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly what my room looks like.</p> </blockquote>http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51027684640http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51027684640Tue, 21 May 2013 19:58:37 -0400I have a lot of feelings about thisreblogging it with that in mindemily and her stupid feelingsI really really really want a flower crown to wear? I&#8230; don&#8217;t know what to do with that...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51025367357http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51025367357Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:32 -0400flower crownI just compared the nutritional facts of chicken bouillon to soy sauce. the amount of bouillon that...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51000312620http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/51000312620Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:09 -0400foodcalorie counting blahwhat is a foodtl:dr: soy sauce > chicken bouillionunless you care about your sodium intakeMy lungs are really unhappy about how humid it is, my hair is really unhappy about how humid it is,...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50987873405http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50987873405Tue, 21 May 2013 09:35:15 -0400Humidityoughta move to a desertalbuterol and hair gel till the air dries outyolivia replied to your post: Pretend to be dunker then you are, leave party&#8230; Of course, since...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50929104168http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50929104168Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:20 -0400yoliviadunkerIf you boycott companies you&#8217;d need to go out of your way to patronize, I don&#8217;t like...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50917497429http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50917497429Mon, 20 May 2013 13:18:33 -0400See urban liberals who hate walmartsee also how I justify eating this chickensee how I don't feel like JUSTIFYING what I EAT<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99f7e9a7b6983a4c45ef180765b4e333/tumblr_mn3xccMqdd1qbqn0jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a truck for a plumbing company but I’m gonna pretend they’re a boyband on the side.</p>http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50917290055http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50917290055Mon, 20 May 2013 13:15:32 -0400The bathroom boyzboybandsBoys who kill spiders for you/boys who have spiders in their room in the first place. Boys who work...http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50870247782http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50870247782Sun, 19 May 2013 21:13:00 -0400Boy is going to work leaving me all alone with SPIDERSusually I love spiders cuz they kill the other bugs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24fd4ce3ba24b23837e5a49a6dbe25a8/tumblr_mn1232PcD71qa4karo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50800015798http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50800015798Sun, 19 May 2013 04:49:38 -0400Pretend to be dunker then you are, leave party early.http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50783698546http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50783698546Sat, 18 May 2013 23:28:00 -0400Instructions for a good night&#8220;yeah, we&#8217;ve got a LOT of microbrews out there.&#8221;http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50782822396http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50782822396Sat, 18 May 2013 23:17:52 -0400Bros: this is an intelligent manly conversation Chick: so why don't you suck each others dicks then?http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50781485365http://whatlikeitshard.tumblr.com/post/50781485365Sat, 18 May 2013 22:59:48 -0400