dear x factor g-ds, I am sorry I watched the first ten minutes of sound of music, I am sorry I love “how do you solve a problem like maria,’ I am sorry I didn’t vote!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel terrible
Dear X factor G-ds, I am sorry I ever doubted Alex & Sierra.
DEMI’S NEICE: PLEASE FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN JEFF GUTT TO BE OBSESSED WITH.
Like maybe your kickass aunt?
I think I’m getting sick and I can barely stay awake and I am downing caffeine because I really want to be awake for all of X factor, which might explain the post-attack?
But also no I just have some simon feelings okay.
Simon Cowell and that time he was really mean to people when I was a preteen.
Simon Cowell and that time he disappeared from any media I cared about.
Simon Cowell and that time he invented the best boyband ever.
Simon Cowell and the endless closet of V-necks.
Simon Cowell and that time he bantered with Demi and I died. Weekly.
Simon Cowell and that time it turned out he was sleeping with his best friend’s girl and now they are together.
Simon Cowell and that time he was so in love with her he talked about it nearly every week.
Simon Cowell and his tweets that are basically just pictures of his tiny precious puppies or fast British sports cars.
Simon Cowell and that time he drove me around in his fast British sports car?
I have tried so hard to be bored/annoyed by restless road and like I am not excited about them, they will never be my thing, they will never be 1d, but
Let them sing “Anything Could Happen,” I guess, is what I am saying, I might freak out.