Evolution sent the tortoise beetle from the future. And the future is shiny as hell.
"I’m sick these are my feelings," to deny responsibility for anything I might text.
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
Not even 3 months, Em, really?
a thing you might not know about Ned Vizzini if you didn’t read his blog religiously in the mid 2000s is that he did NYC teaching fellows for maybe 3 months and quit.
(Source: meladoodle, via becktasm)
Literally every food that is culturally important to me is also something I wouldn’t eat if you paid me now