Boys who kill spiders for you/boys who have spiders in their room in the first place.
Boys who work nights and leave you alone with bugs.
Pretend to be dunker then you are, leave party early.
“yeah, we’ve got a LOT of microbrews out there.”
Some bros are arguing obamacare + we might be going to “a titty bar.”
Once upon a graduation I gave a soon to be graduate my orange lighter for her white.
Also people agree the boy looks like kevin smith.
I’m at a party for a friend of the boy’s whose dad died.
Notable guests include a guy in a fedora, a girl with one dermal piercing who told me she has “disregard bitches acquire currency”tattooed on her ass, and the guy in the military on leave who is running in the opposite direction of the joint being passed around because he gets tested every few weeks.
“what bookshop are you at? Should I meet you there or just call when I get to princeton?”