May 2013
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I am super obsessed with the episodes of candid reality shows where the subjects, who have opened their entire life up to cameras/your tv, are walking around in (whatever large city), with their cameras, shocked that people are watching them.
See also: the episodes of dance moms where the moms try to get their daughters on tv shows.
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not allowed to read the garbage girls interviews
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I really really really want a flower crown to wear?
I… don’t know what to do with that feeling?
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In which I talk about nutritional facts + calorie...
I just compared the nutritional facts of chicken bouillon to soy sauce.
the amount of bouillon that makes one cup of broth is 10 calories, as is a tablespoon of soy sauce. The Tbsp of soy sauce has slightly more of your Recommended Daily Sodium.
Also the tablespoon of soy sauce has 2 grams of protein to the chicken bouillon’s NONE.
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My lungs are really unhappy about how humid it is, my hair is really unhappy about how humid it is, I am really unhappy about how humid it is.
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yolivia replied to your post: Pretend to be dunker then you are, leave party…
Of course, since you spelled it ‘dunker’..
This is a very good point/something I did not notice
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If you boycott companies you’d need to go out of your way to patronize, I don’t like you.
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Boys who kill spiders for you/boys who have spiders in their room in the first place.
Boys who work nights and leave you alone with bugs.
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Pretend to be dunker then you are, leave party early.
L, whose dad just died, who has lived in seattle...
“yeah, we’ve got a LOT of microbrews out there.”
Bros: this is an intelligent manly conversation
Chick: so why don't you suck each others dicks then?
Some bros are arguing obamacare + we might be going to “a titty bar.”
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Once upon a graduation I gave a soon to be graduate my orange lighter for her white.
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Also people agree the boy looks like kevin smith.
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I’m at a party for a friend of the boy’s whose dad died.
Notable guests include a guy in a fedora, a girl with one dermal piercing who told me she has “disregard bitches acquire currency”tattooed on her ass, and the guy in the military on leave who is running in the opposite direction of the joint being passed around because he gets tested every few weeks.
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Nj transit overheard
“what bookshop are you at? Should I meet you there or just call when I get to princeton?”
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I like a lot of really “embarrassing”...
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REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY...
I am really insecure about basically everything, lookwise, but shockingly nothing more than how freakishly tiny my toenails are. I just want normal toenails I can paint pretty colors
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Moms who buy + share halva, moms who buy + share powerball tickets
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Valuable lesson in why phone anxiety is stupid:
Get postcard in mail that promises free Mets tickets if phonecall. Hem + Haw over calling cuz phone. Finally call.
Expected really cruddy tickets but actually these are pretty good seats.
lesson: love the losing team and sometimes phone calls wont kill you.
I love you, Mets.
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Little sister: This printer does what it FEELS
Me: This printer spent 3 years at smith, what do you expect?
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The thing about chicken counting is like. Maybe those eggs will hatch? And you’ve gotta be ready for the baby chicks, you can’t just sit around like “Welp I had no idea those eggs might hatch I was just sitting here not counting them,” because you’ll need birdseed, and whatever the fuck else baby chickens need, I don’t know, but if I had some unhatched chicken...
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okay
[[MORE]]My experience with under/untreated depression is like. People expect you to be sad all the time but really nobody wants to focus on the ~okay~ part, and this, for me, is always the most dangerous, because if I wake up feeling okay one day and then I feel like that for a week a month a year? I will tell myself I am okay, now, and like, i don’t know how many (2 month or longer)...
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Coffee
I used to really really like coffee. Like drink it black snob about it like coffee. Yum coffee. so delicious and caffeinated but I genuinely liked the taste.
Lately I have been basically making hazelnut hot chocolate and putting some espresso in it. What is that about.
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Wait has anyone actually read the article about how we’re all narcissists? Because I don’t know how to bypass the Time Magaine paywall because 99% of the time IDGAF about Time, and I am a “millenial” so I don’t believe in paying for information, and I am solely responsible for the death of print journalism, or something.
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Anxiety-Related Nausea: Band or horror movie?
why is it so cold I am VERY UPSET about how cold it is
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“I’m a chef, bro.”
– Judge/contestant on chopped
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Listen
Chronic counter of unhatched chickens.
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I have had a John Mayer song stuck in my head all day and just.
he is so awful.
Make awful person’s music not be in my head
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soft-animal:
why can’t i get paid to lay on the floor listening to fiona apple and drinking gin and tonics
Dream job
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Now the boy’s grandmother is in the hospital too.
we are in a club. A grandmas-in-hospitals club.
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the thing is I am actually the most terrible of people.
